Braggadocio & The Disses

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Pathetically famous

Yet still

I'll shamelessly accept this

iPhone app celebrity

AKA kittycity

Rhymer's Block writer

Amongst a bunch of minors

Younger segment of the population

I inflict pen to paper domination

Forty year old white woman mother of three

Emcee? 

Nah, def not me

A marketable MILF I suppose

Hitting all time lows 

Yet, Everything flows

But seriously,

You should really check me out tho 😜

Intolerant? Let me take a piss in your Cheerios, No lactose, I'm soulless, I'm impatient, Fuck a week update, Drop mine now, No wait, In the estate sucking on hard wood, This cougar a Hoover it's a cum up, A smarter reMark, A replacement part, Not a newer model, Go any younger I'll be a child predator...Never not ever, However I'll take 'em 19+ and counting, Even still just babies crowning but legal, Practice my kiegel, Keep things tight, Like thread through a needle, There's a mental pictorial, Enjoying that cereal? Tasted territorial wouldn't you say? Ask you to move aside before we collide, Have you smell the up close and personal fragrance of pavement, On the block chalk  the outline, An ended lifetime, Bitch it's my time, Not wishy washy, Go on and watch me wash you away with my words, Burst syllable bubbles, Ever hear a sinister cat laugh, Kitty chuckles, Flexin' tongue muscle with charm and Witt so big, Touching tonsils 😝

Apples to oranges my metamorphosis from June to April, My words still distasteful but my progress quite visible, I'm nearing the pinnacle, Far from being done tho, I'll never plateau, Always dig down, n dig in, Find what's been hiding, Bring it all to the surface in my writing 

Pungent the stench of the shit you are dropping

Rotting, wreaking of clichés and generic expressions

Making little impression

Over exhaustion of phrases

Need to spice things up, make better use of sus cabezas

Exercise some visually vivid vocabulary

Distance yourself from the ordinary

I'm the reader's apothecary

Double dose you on content and flow

Call my rhymes prescriptions by kitten Savin' you from boredom,

From the mundane, medicating your brain

At times I bring comedy, see how I titled my best rhyme around sodomy? 

Talk about a stand up comedian

Too much dick in the ass keeps me from ever sittin

Won't catch me sleepin or taking a breather

My demeanor a schemer, always up to something

Always hunting for something new to bring to my writing

Striving to write a flawless piece

Increase my versatility at the very least

Be a beast on this app

Keep broadening the gap between me and the rest

But closing in, catching up to the best.

My limitation on innovation fails to exist

Try and imitate me if you wish

This creativity's unstoppable

Watch this as I mix

Match n piece words together

Censor myself, rarely if ever

Hey bartender!

Give me a Slow Comfortable Screw 

and a Creamy Pussy

That should get me through

Pornography just a swallow

A hint of some kink

Hidden behind the name of a drink

Got you buzzed, Intoxicated off ink

My style distinct

Blink and you'll miss

Change my directions 

Sex kitten to a hell cat 

At the drop of a hat 

Idgaf I'll claw the crap out of your back

I have this darkness that drives how I write

I'd bite the hand that feeds if need be

I'm a tad off, One may say crazy

Multiple personality of the pen

Time to switch this shit up once again

Development of sentiment 

Is where we shall go

Grab my hand, allow me to show

No regrets

As we spread photos on tables to form rainbows of memories

A pictorial journey, past and present

Projecting a vibrant display

Array of feelings portrayed

Portraits weigh heavily mentally but emotionally necessary 

Realizing moments in life, these snapshots...are temporary

But their impact can remain for an eternity

Go silly to seriously through my writing 

I allow you to live vicariously 

Puts the permanence of the pen off to the side

Chooses a different instrument and continues to write

Pencils "POTENTIAL"

A scribble, A symbol

To see that it's there 

But is also erasable

Been setting bars high

Letting words make the climb

Climbing up lyrical ladders

Leaving rappers 

Stragglin behind, stumblin

Wondering how'd dat shit happen

How did a poet become it

Become one of the ones

I've been runnin reruns of previous submissions

With additions of a few new ones

Got dozens on dozens, does one, done one, do another and another

Da-da-da do you see I could stutter 

and still be smoother than you mother fuckers

You can't believe it, it's just not possible

Overcome any obstacle

I could have dain bramage and still write with an advantage

Make a handicap an asset, a disability into originality

You can't keep pace wit me

Constantly reinventing my game

Some of you spendin more time changin

your name

But the rhymes still remaining the same

No escaping having little talent

Being frequent in failure

The unwanted neighbors here amongst dominating creators

Sarcastically barbaric, always real never plastic

Allergic to the bull shit

Studied and mastered the art of rhetoric

I’m artistic with speech

Using a graphic technique

Tactical lyrics phallic in symbol

Simple grammar is all that is necessary

Elementary so you can easily understand it

Even words said under breath

Threats from tongues blade cuts just as sharp, just the same, just as precise

I've never said I was nice

Always said I was a bitch

Only takes an instant to switch

Doin this shit on rewind

Speaking from a fucked up backwards mind

See you do, da-da-da another and another, do one, done one, does dozens on dozens

How'd ya like those onions?

I just set the fucking precedent for excellence in comparison to you with the exception of a few

So far ahead, this poet's completely out of view

Practicing some poetic posturing

Doctoring up the dictation

Dis shit tasting like an over dramatization

An offering of egocentricity by yours truly Kittycity, seemingly a syllable slaughtering

Arguably I have served up and dished out enough proof of what I'm about

What I'm made of

Sometimes I speak with hostility and say the hell with humility

I have a responsibility to MYSELF to be proud of this gift

Lived my whole life quiet, doubting myself

Staying private, but I've found my voice in writing and I'll be damned if I'm gonna go on denying this pride that I feel

Not going to allow anyone to steal

In every other aspect of my life I live head down

But here on the block, in this town, I wear the Queen B's crown

Stick my nose up in the fucking air

Completely aware I have a way with words that asserts a presence

My opening lines are a fucking grand entrance holding your attention

Beginning to end, none of these words are meant to offend or put anyone else's game down

Just cause I hold my head high doesn't mean I don't see your shine

I appreciate all this talent that's abundantly present

But as I mentioned, the boasting is strictly for ME, and I refuse to do it quietly

I'll save that shy shit for work and home

For my life as a mom

This here is my Once upon...my time

My place filled with fantasies and word play 

Free from anxieties, the demons that follow me

Because in this world, I can control what's to be and I'll celebrate it LOUDLY!

I don't believe in holding 

what I have to say in

Cause on the block there's vowel movements 

And you're in consonant competition 

You may be content to regurgitate that typical rap rhetoric

But I got the guts to go deeper 

and by pass it

Design rhymes from places so far below

They call it gastric

This shit's smooth, a sign reader's easily digest it

On this menu, beef is the only serving suggested 

Take mine with flames and you can go without 

Disses are what its about

Btw whoever told you that dick's perfect in size, LIED

Those boxers need a warning label: Contains small parts inside

Please remove this plastic rapper 

God damn bitch's a choking hazard

About as comfortable on a mic as I am

But I bet you could suck a dick 

better than I can

I see you slobbering all over one another in the comments

Makes us real artists wanna vomit

All y'all getting falsely charted

Highly regarded, when it's clear you all mildly retarded

Repeatedly respected unrelated to skill

But by how many people you were able to guilt  

Under the idea that I'll respect your trash so you feel obligated to return the favor

Top spots held by the best deal maker

Not the best writer or rhymer

Brown noses found round every corner

If I knew you were into eating groceries

I'd a bent over

This word play on pointe 

Ms T, can't cope man (Misty Copeland)

No one got a repertoire like mines

The principal vocablerina, word diva

my skills with a pen

I be writing death sentences

Got these young boys catchin an Oedipus complex

Mother fuckers obsessed 😏

I guess it's just a reflex to the sex I express

Styles been described as versatile

Maybe it's cause I'm flexible

Just call me Elastigirl 

Cause I'm incredible, a block original

A seasoned choreographer of the syllables

This minstrel's poetic expressions go hardcore, No discretion 

Lasting erections and dominating verses are what impresses

No exceptions

If you're that good, I may let you squeeze on the melons with little to no objections

But you have to be in that upper echelon 

Otherwise this kitty's locked down like the Pentagon

Not gonna be lettin just anyone, be pettin on

Better be the best if you want to get it on

A don juan, not a half assed Sean John 

on a microphone

I need a fiend like Rakim

You know what I mean?

I think I'm done with this piece

invested enough time on it

Time to just move on from it

I can leave this shit incomplete 

and still hit 8k guaranteed

Let me see some subliminals 

amongst your syllables 

and I'll stomp your genitals like feet to grapes

I'll make you whine, go on cry baby

Tryin to get a freebie off a kittycity

Nah, I'll end your night silently

Rap shit tightly, smoke you 

to put it bluntly

Your words, I take that shit Lyte-ly

They're just Paper Thin, 

I see right through them

Keep on testing me

My patience is a virtue

But I have none for any of you

Trying to get one over

Hurdles, I'll keep blocking your way

Tripping you up, while I'm formed from 

Edwin Moses DNA

Unwavering savoring success

I'm confident, a condiment

watch me top this

Line after line, rhyme after rhyme

For failure, I don't have the time

and this is not the place, 

Space is limited, been more than fortunate

I've got my seat and I'm keepin it

You're still fighting to get in

General admission

I'm VIP section, red velvet roped off

You're eatin off the floor,  David Hasselhoff

If you don't understand these references

Look em up, or accept ignorance

Don't matter to me 

Don't change my game any

Like Jason Pierre-Paul missing fingers

This bitch is still playing

Made of a terrible skeletal

A fragile mandible left susceptible

Proves a credible receptacle 

For fists of martial artistry

To harm you bodily

You bother me and get bodied

Copied cats in combat

Attempting a come back

Not tryin a get cum on my back

Booted bunches of brutes

Dudes in camo suits

Undisputed champion over stupid yutes 

Pesci recruits, pesky rodents removed 

Be an unsocial recluse in a basement 

Watching T&J porno cartoons

Ruins the mood

Loosening noose per pay per view

New shoes and purse to pursue trivial pursuit

Avoiding this glue, not to be continued

Only female assassin assigned to assassinate this 

with utmost assiduousness

Indigenous are these alliterations to these lip's services

Assertiveness as I'm servin this

As I'm winning word wars with it

Whatchu comin wit? Ain't got shit

Need to act appropriate

Bow the fuck down to this poet

Pour the petals on the path I travel

Pray that you never get called to a battle

I'll bat lashes, let you catch glances of kitty's assets

Then murder you kid, get caught up in the distraction

Won't smell a diss track coming

Bet the jury acquits, knowing damn well you shoulda called forfeit

Been done before starting this shit 

I know I'm a bitch, can't help it

Been writing straight hate from the gate

What can I say, I know I'm great

Hope your head aches from temporal to temporal 

Under the pressure of these verbal rehearsals

Just practicing before I start rattling and shaking the cages of what confines us Times up for the block and its occupants

Lackadaisical approach to writing

Ain't been shit exciting in awhile

Assassins to bring revitalization by way of force

In summation, the bullshit round here has run its course

Optimistic chic, I'm a little erratic

Semi psychopathic, obnoxiously sarcastic

Explore topics, hardcore subjects, all matters

Favors an erotic genre

Frequent scenes of concupiscent dreams

categorized versatile

Come on people, you know I'm your idol 😏

a gasconade craftsman drafting 

Masterpiece like nuclear reactor blasting

Detonated vocabulary, banter of a beast

Cha-cha-chattering

East coast bitch's adroitness abundant

Pediatric tactics over talent's what's happened

Block's toppled buried in nursery rhymers

Basic skills n fuckery, advertising n foolery

Few n far between been noteworthy 

a rhyming artisan's uprising 

Take note it's happening

You're witnessing what once was

and could be again

Always comes ALIVE ON ARRIVAL

Our presence here, key to its survival

Unless YOU all step the fuck up

be master's to YOUR pen...

This block's gonna be dead again.

Last I checked the monster roster 

I was a top charter

All to the devil's delight

Dead set are my sights 

Excited eyes recite racy rhetoric

My stare tactics scare Catholics 

Religious fanatics got me on witch watch

Wrists got markings of knives like notches on a chopping block

But I got smart with my dark

Turned to carving sixes on these bitches hearts

Split chambers to quarters, atriums to halves 

Each stab I couldn't help but laugh 

Amass anger against the small minded

Incite a quiet riot inside with a poet's perfect timing 

My interconnected network of rhyming's far extending 

I can always write it, I'm unrelenting

Y'all tried spitting image 

But got choked up and regurgitated nothing but bad impersonations

Try n bite skills you can't chew

Don't look for me to resuscitate you

No mouth to mouth or Heimlich maneuver

I'll be an over zealous observer

Dependent on calculating smarts

Articulating exceptional ability while circulating my homegrown art 

Creativity revolving endlessly around me

Circumnavigate my skills carefully

or get swept into the vortex of this whores text

Careful, you wouldn't want to be next

Never forget, I’m a credible threat 

Incredible potential ahead

and you’re susceptible to it

The pen, it’s inevitable

Sodomize you with it like bayonet

Met Mummar Gaddafi’s ass 

Nah, instead I’ll take a stab at the head 

Wouldn’t get too close to her

Best to just step

She’ll write you to death

Then sign the certificate

No worries its counterfeit

I’m just a wordsmith

Not the coroner, got you cornered 

You’re in my aura

Seriously tho, es hora

You about to get slaughtered

There’ll be urine in your underwear

and shit everywhere

I’m your worst fucking nightmare 

My target of choice 

I spotted a boy, I’m about to destroy

He be my new screw toy to enjoy

I’m a fucked up individual

In fictional context, dispicable 

Minions audition for kitten 

I jest, be my guest  

No need for try outs

Everyone makes it by default

No doubt

So easy being beneath me

Guaranteed a seat at my feet

Spiral scribbles on notepads

Corner to corner ink splats

I've backed my self into this slaughter house

Suspicions aroused 

Silly cat, but this tricks on to it

Sacrificed time, words wasted

Who is to blame?

I wait with hate, insides boil as I debate

Decide how to live this life

Always play nice or slay the slaughterers 

Should I remove the fake, show my true face 

The monster in me, that exists without empathy

I hide her sociopathic tendencies

Incredibly vindictive a narcissistic bitch 

Who could go ballistic at any minute

Safer to never trust me 

Lover or your worst enemy 

Sometimes both, actually 

Mentally I am the devil's advocery 

I am a liar who believes her own lies 

I actually believe that I'm nice

😈😂😈😂😈😂😈😂😈😂😈

All my mice, these men

Follow trails of pretend

Intoxicated by my pen

Sharpened tool for luring them

Am I lying then? Or when

I say I am the sweetest girl you will ever meet

No one will ever really get to know me

As long as I continue WRITING 

My masks are safely covering

I can keep it lyrical

Manipulate the typical

Disregard the general

Make this shit spectacular

Not everyday vernacular 

Ink it all in indigo

An indie soul with witty scrolls

Didn't know how far this kitty’d go

Wont come across a badder bitch

Now, or ever after this

Take a grammar quiz

You the definition of what slacker is

I'm extraordinary with the word assembly  

Working harder never scared me

Throwin daggers, starin at ya

Don't dare move, you've been forewarned

Have you incapable of moving forward

Can never get that close to me

No more room in VIP

Only imagine what its like being me

This satin tongue , the smoother one 

Left holding onto smoking gun 

when battles done, a champion

Poetic passion's how this pen is attacking

Your content's still lacking

I'm standing at the top laughing

Two lines in, you don't interest me

I'm done reading

Can't stomach it, it's that boring shit

and when you spit it

Can't even listen to it

Couldn't fix it with a trillion revisions

a zillion submissions couldn't change my opinion 

You wouldn't budge me an inch from my position

You're just an average existence

Surrenderin to this penmanship's excellence

No need to even question my agenda

Tell you straight up don't ever trust me

I'm sneaky

Pretend to be a run and hide kinda bitch But I'm a stand my ground, go round for round 

Take you round and round in this bitch

I'd bust a clown in his mouth make him twitch

Waterboard a witch watch her melt and wouldn't do shit to stop it

But I'd damn sure jump on this Broad's way so I could STOMP it

Tap dance on her ass, smash her broom in half  

Can't help but laugh

Y'all just don't know what I am capable of doing

Thinking I'm quiet and unassuming

it's an act just before I attack

How many ways do I need to tell you 

you're wack

I'm a little irregular with this cellular

A little off kilter in this fictional figure

Mind of a killer, masquerading as martyr

It's not even that I'm smarter 

Just a little more sick in the head than these others

Dis whata feature look like

Eyes, open em wide 

Recognize my capabilities supersized 

like 90’s McDonalds fries

Clearly you don’t know where my strengths lie

Making people feel mini sized

Embarrassed by my ability to quickly write

I don’t need much time

Be happy to prove my skills in rhyme

Teach you a lesson, I’m aggressive 

Don’t ever fucking doubt this bitch

She’s dangerous with language

A killer with a pen 

You stumbled upon a real writer 

Nothing here pretend

I’ll keep with this psych diss

These subliminal mind fuck tricks

A chic that only writes for kicks

Can’t spit a lick

But my presence here so big 

So many of you can’t stand it

My respect hoard, My high score 

My I’m better than you are

Then some and more

Never open my door, call me out, ask for

a bar war

Like this some sort of chore

Like it’s hard la-bor

I write my shit in minutes

This ain’t a challenge

We talking bout practice

I versin, just rehearsin 

A certain type of person

A word surgeon

This scribes always workin

Dissecting sentences

Don’t be enviousof the gifts I’m possessing

I can’t help it

I’m a natural with the literal and the metaphorical

Betcha never met a girl like me before

Got a pussy name but a rottie bite

kitty always goes for the throat in a fight

Somebody’s ego gonna die tonight

Ain’t gonna be mine, as always I’ll be fine

But you, you may want to slink away tail between your legs and hide

Think long and hard bout whether you should reply

Cause I’ll think nothing of having to kill you a second time

Isn't easy being of different species 

Lyrically leading, Absence deceiving

Simply on a break, Bitch in me reconvening

Address you all like a Spicer press briefing

Dismiss pee ons existence 

Cause an elitist is speaking

Mira ven echa pa'ca

(yo, come here and listen) 

Case you need it, 

Translation is given

Leading all out WORD domination

Dominatrix over basics

Basis is greatness

Bitches be gracious

They say I grace these pages 

With fire fueled phrases 

Grandiose posts lack a technical approach

But my skill set 

Still presents a challenge to most

Kill opponents who brag and unjustifiably boast

Goes for the throat 

With what she wrote

Multidimensional 

I’m far from conventional 

Unleash attacks on this poetic suburbia

Wild animal let loose 

In this artistic arena

Wanna see me as all bra, no bars

Don’t get caught off guard

I’ll run game on all of ya

I’m that sleeper cell, sweet as hell

Always wish enemies well 

I’m being sarcastic

Can you tell?

Maybe a little more egotistical than usual

But that’s just it

I’m unpredictable

and with a pen

Nothing but trouble😈